Chapter 4

Mike had wandered backstage and sorted Jon out, again! He’d been asked why he’d got a stupid grin on his face; he’d just laughed and wandered off to find David.

David and Richie were talking when he found them, ‘Hey boys how ya doin, fuckin awesome day ain’t it?’

The two men looked at him like he’d grown two heads, ‘Ok what the fuck’s up? Jon’s been bitchin all day and you wander in here like the Cheshire cat, what gives?’ Richie asked.

‘Well now guys I’ve met this really hot lookin English girl, and she’s beautiful, funny and damn tall!’

‘Who’s tall Mac?’ Jon asked wandering in; they called Mike, Mac because he was one huge man! Tico followed him in, gnawing on an unlit cigar, rules is rules, no smoking, well till he can dive into one of the coaches!

‘Lucky.’ He waited.

‘Who the hell’s Lucky?’ Jon scowled, he hated it when Mac wanted to play, and it was like pulling teeth.

‘Lucky is a tall, hot woman.’ Mike stated again, and wandered over to the table to grab water, popping the top and slacking his thirst, his eyes on the guys in front of him.

‘Ok, we got that, but you can’t be in lust again so damn soon!’ Richie rolled his eyes in disgust.

‘Ah Richie my boy I’m in lust alright, but she’s a nice lady, and I’m not interested in her like that!’

You could have heard a bug burp, the others didn’t believe what they were hearing, he’d called her a lady! ‘Quick someone get the doc!!! Mac’s not well.’ David went and checked Mike’s forehead, and got punched for his efforts.

‘She’s one of the comp winners whose got pit tickets and a meet and greet with you assholes. And man she’s got one bitchin Harley in the back lot!’ He cast his eye towards Jon.

‘Shit she’s got a hog? Fuck I think I’m in love! What do you think it’d take to borrow the keys? Ass shake, kiss, photo, what?’ Jon sure loved hogs.

‘Sorry boss she’d wanted nothin from you! She don’t care for your ass shakin talents.’ Mike’s big booming laugh echoed around the room as Jon’s jaw hit the floor.

‘Damn looks like she’s a Darksider Kidd.’ Richie smacked his lips and rubbed his hands together.

‘No even fuckin near Rich, stone cold freezin in fact.’ Mike was enjoying himself.

They all looked at one another then back at Mike, and waited.

He started for the door, Richie trying to block him, Mike just grinned and slapped him on the arm and sent him flying. ‘For fuck’s sake Mac, put us out of our misery. Seriously, who’d she like? Richie whined.

‘Well assholes, it turns out the hot lady is into…..David! Go figure Dave you’ve got a smokin hot fan! Will wonders never cease?’ He walked out laughing as all hell broke loose behind him.

‘Wait, what ya mean I’ve got a smokin hot fan? Don’t you dare drop that on me and walk off!’ David came haring out of the room to find Mac leaning on the wall waiting and laughing. ‘You bastard! There isn’t one is there, Jesus you’d think I’d learn by now I don’t have many hotties like Rich and Jon.’ David shook his head in disgust, and started back to the room, finding the rest of the guys looking at him.

Mac took pity on him, slapping him hard on the back and nearly putting his shoulder out, ‘David I jerk you not! She’s as real as you and I.’

‘Prove it.’

He got out his walkie, ‘Hey Mark, can you tell me if you’ve looked after a lady called Lucky?’ Mike grinned waiting.

‘Course I fuckin have old man, you lost it?’

‘Nah Dave doesn’t believe me she’s into him and hot. Tell him will ya!’

Static was heard then a dirty chuckle, ‘Dave, man I’m tellin ya if she was any hotter, I’d be walkin about with a permanent stiff dick, she’s a killer, tall, and damn nice! And she’s not that far from me, I’m keepin an eye on her, nice job ain’t it?’ More dirty laughter.

‘Find me some way of lookin at her Mac.’ David still didn’t trust the shits not to pull something on him, he needed proof.

‘How the fuck am I supposed to do that ……….. Hmmm, ok, yeah that might work, follow me boys!’ And took off with the whole band in hot pursuit, they wanted a look at this woman too!